brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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23.Jul.14 17 minutes ago

remerges:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

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23.Jul.14 18 minutes ago
23.Jul.14 19 minutes ago

putins-boyfriend:

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

hola

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23.Jul.14 11 hours ago
23.Jul.14 11 hours ago